Isaiah 6:8

8 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Pre-Thanksgiving Funny

I got the cutest email this week and I actually laughed out loud at my desk....so that means I had to share it with you all.  I am sure we all know people like this.....they may even be part of your family.  They are part of mine.  Anyways....as the story goes...."One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.  Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!" Imagine that!  I am away today visiting our new niece...and no she is not a baby...she married into the family.....I will see you all tomorrow!

3 comments:

Mimi said...

That is hilarious!

xoxo

Mary said...

Oh, that is too funny! Hope you had a good time with your new niece!

A.Marie said...

OH, that is too funny!!!! lol